Ron Paul poem by Libertarian Defense Caucus leader

Kevin Bjornsen

Here's my revised edition of the Ode to Ron Paul:

Ron Paul is my shepherd, I shall not think.

He maketh me to post his wisdom on the internet.

He leadeth me to the best websites.

He restoreth my cowardice.

He leadeth me in the paths of Lew Rockwell
for Rothbardism's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of America,

I will fear no liber-hawks;
for RP's staffers are with me;

Thy managers and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou prepares talking points before me in
the presence of mine enemies:

Thou anointest my head with "ideas";

My brain runneth over.

Surely your great constitution interpretations
shall follow me all the days of my life;

And I will dwell with my head in the sand
like an ostrich forever.