The Dept. of Insensitive Humor declares Weiner Jokes Illegal

Turtle MacBride

The Department of Insensitive Humor, created along with three other new cabinet-level agencies as part of the 2009 Stimulus Package - oops, I mean "bill" - has declared Weiner Jokes to be immediately and henceforth politically incorrect and illegal. Punishment will involve transfer to Gitmo until suitably re-educated.

An example of the now banned humor is the accompanying image of President Obama biting a Weiner at a restaurant in Toledo, Ohio, that he said was saved by Auto Bailout when he visited the place, which subsequently closed. The official story is that this restaurant closed because of the terrible tsunami that hit Japan, not because of anything the current administration did or failed to do.

It is also illegal to show images of the President reading off a teleprompter, at a Caterpillar assembly line in Illinois, which may soon shut down and re-locate to a low-tax, right-to-work state, and say "that guy's an effin' Weiner!"

Finally, in case you haven't yet figured it out, it is definitely illegal to show an image such as this one and say "Look at these people laughing at the President's Wiener."

Photo credit - AP